A Dump Truck of Dad Jokes and Puns to Wrap Up Father's Day

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Ada Elder
Jun 18, 2023 6:00 PM EDT

Dad jokes are basically my favorite kind of joke. First, you don't have to be a Dad to tell them. My friend Jonathon is the most consistent purveyor of the specific type of humor, and peppers our hangouts with some seriously Dad-worthy riffs. I think it's because he's Canadian. Second, while not everyone will laugh at a dad joke, they usually have the ability to elicit a healthy eye roll, groan, or scoff once they've been told, and where jokes are concerned, even a minor reaction is satisfying. Thirdly, they're not complex. Anyone can get them. We love the accessibility. 

While not every Dad is a successful teller of Dad jokes, we do believe that all Dads can appreciate them. That's why we've rounded up these dad joke memes for all the fathers (and wannabe fathers) of the Internet. Here's to you. 

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    Hairstyle - Me: I got bitten on my walk by a Great Dane Her: My God - imagine if it had been a small child Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice alany a a alamy
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    Font - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, "You know, one would have been enough."
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    Clothing - Duras. Pun hub Why did you become a pilot? Heights? 10000 Baadd To overcome my biggest fear... 101 Dying alone. 1.1 @PunHubOnline ASHER
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    Product - I'm going to deliver the baby BadtasteBBY Actually, we'd like him to keep his liver
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    Hair - So my boyfriend has dandruff, how can I help him? Ok...but Give him head & shoulders How do I give him shoulders?
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    Joint - I'd like a Pepsi. OK, I'll take a gram of that and a Pepsi. We have Coke. SADANDUSELESS.COM
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    Shirt - How do you think we keep the cars here so shiny? Purducom Polish? Sorry sir, Jak myślisz, jak trzymamysamochody tutaj tak błyszczące?
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    Forehead - Pur hub What is your favourite month? Why july? July I didn't lie PunHubOnting
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    Clothing - Pun Have you met my daughter Beth? And what's Beth short for? Because she's only three. @PunHubOnline AMERICASBESTPICS.COM
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    Photograph - Why should you be released early? Pun Yes? Go on.. @PunHubOnline it's bec... I think I have... Can I please finish my sentence? Sure. Parole denied.
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    Siberian tiger - What do you see in there doctor? VERYFUNNYPICS.EU The thrill of the fight, rising up to the challenge of our rival. TALEP
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    Clothing - I'm going to have to draw blood. Thanks for waiting.
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    Shirt - I have a 1:30 appointment. Which doctor? No, I want the regular doctor. EATLIVER.COM
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    Clothing - So tell me about your dreams I want to be a billionaire like my dad Oh your dad is a billionaire? 6466 41122 No he wants to be a billionaire too
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    Clothing - Wife: We're going to have a baby! Friend: Wow congrats! Are you going to find out what it is? Me: I already googled and it's a very tiny human Sephotos T ph
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    Hair - Hi, it's nice to see you again Yes a BB You know the drill, right? Milwaukee
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    Sleeve - Doctor: I'm sorry, your wife will never walk again Me: that lazy bitch IG: ApeProblems
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    Clothing - ELESS.COM You spent our entire life savings on dogs! They're golden retrievers, Karen. They retrieve gold. I did it for us.
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    Photograph - Honey, did I ever tell you that you cook well? Awww, no babe. So why do you keep cooking?
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    Human - Customer: I'd like your mildest roast, please. Barista: You've got really average ears.
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    Product - *mugger pulls a knife* Mugger: gimme your money Me: well this night took a SHARP turn *later* Doctor: it's a record for amount of stabs
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    Smile - @sarcastic tendencies Her: I'm leaving you because you're too cocky. Him: Close the door on your way back in.
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    Chin - Can you help on my crossword? The clue is "overworked postman" Pun hub @PunHubOnline I'm guessing, too many. Sure, how many letters?
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    Vertebrate - Pun hub I love my job! All you do is boss me around all day! What did you say? FunHubOnline You herd me.
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    Clothing - Wanna hear my Batman impression? Oh no! Kryptonite! SADANDUSELESS.COM Sure. That's Superman. Thanks man. I've been practicing. IN
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    Human - Her: At least invite me out to dinner Him: I don't go out with married women, sorry Her: But I'm your wife Him: I make no exceptions
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    Hair - depositphotos during the weekends, I volunteer to help blind people positphotos that's great-why are you upset depositphoto depo the verb not the adjective
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    Hair - Pun hub @PunHubOnline I'm sorry sir, your dad was pronounced dead. I can't believe i've been pronouncing it wrong all this time.
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    Car - I'll do anything you want for 50 dollars Give me 75 dollars
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    World - ∙1d My Grandad is 75 next year, he didnt fight two world wars for this sillyness 52 1 20 355 Bobo N1 @MooBozo-1d The first world war was more than 100 years ago. How did your granddad fight that? 97 17 3 106 ↑ He didnt fight as I just said 4:49 AM 7/14/21. Twitter for Android
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    Outerwear - LON Pun hub I can cut a log in half just by looking at it. That's impossible. @PunHubOnline I know it's hard to believe, but I saw it with my own two eyes.
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    Gesture - Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes If you drive a Subaru in reverse, what are you? Ura bus.
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    Head - Alexander Graham Bell: I invented the telephone! His brother, Taco: I'm working on some pretty big stuff too
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    Font - [House has collapsed] Fireman: Your dad is stuck underneath, I'm not sure we'll find him in time Me: *steps nearer* GUESS I'LL BE DOING ALL THE GRILLING FROM NOW ON *rubble starts to move*
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    Clothing - I have 2 half sisters. Were your parents previously married to other people? No. My father was a terrible magician. Captain Kirk Man Myth Legend
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    Forehead - My daughter was doing her history homework and asked me what I knew about Galileo. I said, "He was a poor boy, from a poor family."
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